mel | 18 | ACU '18 | I love you

"Give me pizza, grab my butt and tell me how pretty I am."

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Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

Both of them really. Like seriously.

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dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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I’m honestly so embarrassed that I work for this company


tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

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can i get a hell yeah with a side of fries and a diet coke

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10 seconds after getting a tumblr account


one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

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That’s wack.




science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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